Meth gives me a headache

Dammit, I want my Sudafed! I found a stash of expired Claritin D in what passes for our medicine cabinet today and it was like discovering a solid gold meteorite in the backyard. Score! I'm basking in a pseudoephedrine glow as we speak.

Phenylephrine just isn't cutting it. Curse all meth cookers and do-gooders! I have to have a headache because you can't get along?


3 comments:

The Wine Commonsewer said...

Psuedoephedrine turns my kidneys inside out while sucking every last drop of moisture from my poor, aching body leaving me feeling like a guy with a really bad case of, well, NSU (or worse).

But I get your drift. Every time I see the boxes of Sudafed behind the counter at Target I want to throttle someone.

Although it's an easy protest, I'll never buy another box of Sudafed.

The Wine Commonsewer said...

Great headline BTW

bill said...

I agree about the headline. I glanced at it, thought nah, couldn't be.... and immediately read the article. Which is one of the signs of a catchy headline.