The cat litter cult

Do you think Centinela Feed ("Where shopping for your pet is an experience") is run by a cult? Every time we go in there, we're mobbed by fresh faced young teenagers who are crushed when we don't want them to carry our cat litter to the car. They leap out at you from behind the displays of pigs' ears, eagerly asking if they can help. When you say no, their little faces fall, and they slink away. I always feel like I'm in that Seinfeld episode with the carpet cleaner cult.