self absorption and hipster doofus irony
Alcor, here I come! It's time to freeze my head...
Do you think Bootyquake needs to go on a diet? (At least her pedicure is impeccable.)
Is the Singularity here yet? I'm tired of waiting.KurzweilAI.net
Triumph visits the Michael Jackson trial.
We went to Belize.
Here's a story I wrote for USC. I don't like the way they edited it, but what're you gonna do?
We went to Cambria.