Trent Lott Resigns

The Onion - America's Finest News Source: "Trent Lott, the second-ranking Republican in the Senate, announced that he would be leaving office at the end of the year. What do you think?

Angel McCaskey, Book Seller
'See, you don't have to wait for a public disgrace before quitting. You can do it two, or even three weeks before.'"